Bits of quotes and odd thoughts from various sources, some are even original.

There's nothing wrong with whimsy, so long as it's well thought out.

She had a whim of iron.

He was deeply superficial.

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

You need a lot of practice to be spontaneous.

Humility is the worst form of conceit. Blomfeld in 'Diamonds are forever.'

Hernia today, Gonorrhea tomorrow.

Everything is terrible if you bother to remember it. Johnny Cash in The Simpsons.

He was cursed with a vision of genius and only a mediocre talent to express it. Hound of the Baskervilles.

Without imagination there would be no horror. Same as above

All my wounds are salted.

People overheard talking about a holiday, 'It was like paradise, only better.

The thing about him is that when you scratch the surface you get more surface.